NOTE: None of these new regulations are expected to apply to limited companies holding more than 100 properties.
After Dave and George had exhausted benefits claimants and the disabled as their chosen targets for blame, they found Buy To Let Landlords, who are now fast becoming the nation’s favourite bêtes noir, after bankers, estate agents and journalists of course. Now Theresa May’s government is following in the footsteps of its predecessor.
Following the current torrent of anti-landlord legislation from our so-called Conservative government, these are some futuremeasures I can imagine being considered by The Treasury and the Ministry for Communities and Local Government, plus a new government quango being set up – see below.
2019. Psychological Assessments for Landlords
This will make it mandatory for all existing and prospective landlords to undergo Psychological Assessments for Landlords (PAL) to verify their fitness to be a landlord. These will take up to two hours, to be carried out by qualified Government Approved Psychologists. Cost estimated at around £490.00 plus VAT. Note that private landlords will not be able to claim back the cost of these PALs and furthermore they will not be an allowable business expense.
The tests themselves
The tests will include the famous word association test where subjects are asked to interpret what they see in random ink blot shapes. For example, they will be shown a photo of a student and if they say something like, ‘Cash cow to be exploited and degraded at every opportunity’ or something to that effect they will be marked down.
Where landlords fail the tests, in some cases they will be offered ECT (Electro Convulsive Therapy). This would be supervised by qualified psychiatrists and could last a fortnight and cost up to £7400.00. At the end of this they could then re-take the PAL – if they were still conscious that is.
Those that refuse the PAL will be required to sell their properties within 12 months or face an additional surcharge of 15% CGT, or a maximum of 6 months Community Service, whichever causes them the greater suffering.
2019. Mandatory CRB Checks for Residential Landlords
All existing and prospective (if there are any by then) landlords will be forced to undergo a full Criminal Records Bureau check.
Projected for 2020. New maximum age limit of 55 for all new landlords
No one over the age of 55 will be allowed to become a landlord and all those currently over that threshold age will be required to dispose of their existing properties within 12 months. Those not doing so will be subject to a 15% CGT levy or a maximum 6 months imprisonment.
Landlords who fail the PAL (see above) will also be required to walk around a designated local area for up to 4 hours over a period of one week, carrying sandwich style boards with big red lettering saying ‘I AM A LANDLORD AND I AM AN UNFIT PERSON’.
Authorised people, ie local government officers, MPs, members of Generation Rent and registered tenants will be allowed to pelt them with rotten eggs and tomatoes – no solids will be allowed. In some cases it will also be permissible to beat landlords with rolled up copies of The Guardian or New Statesman – but not both at once.
Before any flat or house is let, a local authority officer will be required to inspect it and set a maximum rent for the next 12 months.
A Rent Assessment Visit (RAV) will take place within 2 months of application by the landlord, at a cost of £275.00 per property.
This, combined with all the other anti-landlord laws is expected to lead to a decrease in available rented accommodation and thus a consequent rise in demand over supply. So, anticipating this, where a landlord is advertising a property for what will be far below the market rent and receiving applications of more than 500 prospective tenants, then the landlord will be required to raffle the property or alternatively arrange a 100 metre sprint to see which of the prospective tenants shall be permitted to rent it.
Penalties for Landlords
Penalties for transgression of any of the above will range from an extra 15% CGT on the disposal of a buy-to-let property, to fines of up to £20,000 or 4 years’ imprisonment. Boroughs will also be allowed to set up Landlord Pillory Facilities where repeat offenders will be chained for up to 24 hours while rotting vegetables, soft fruit and insults will be hurled at them.
Bureau for the Administration of Landlord Legislation and Supervision (BALLS)
From 2020, the Government is proposing to set up a new quango called the Bureau for the Administration of Landlord Legislation and Supervision (BALLS), with an expected staff of 4000 people. BALLS will oversee all this new legislation and will consider future controls should they be deemed necessary.
I know it all sounds far-fetched but back in 2000 so would all the anti-landlord legislation that exists today.